Verse 1 I should be happy that you finally got someone
I should be oh so glad for you
I should be doing my happy dance right now
But I'm not! What a shock!
And I can't believe this is happening
What am I to do now that suddenly
I'm feeling something for you
Chorus
I wanna throw him underneath a truck
Drown him in a bath tub
Push him off some high cliff
Leave him in his car on a burning bridge
Yeah, I know I'm being Mr. Jealous
I'm so good at being Mr. Jealous
Verse 2
They're always been boys in your life
Then how come I never felt this way
Guess this guy plans to make you his wife
And that's why I can't stand him
And I'd be oh so happy if you ditch him tonight
But I should not get my hopes up
Since you call him Mr. Right
Chorus
I wanna walk him off a plank
Right into a pool of man-eating sharks
I wanna coat him in tar n' feathers
And make him stand out in this cold weather
I'll sell him off to a wealthy Sheikh as a slave boy
Or the British claiming it's a hunting decoy
I know I'm being Mr. Jealous
I'm so good at being Mr. Jealous
Bridge
But if there's one thing that makes me stop and think
Is the way you look at him
And if he makes you that happy
I guess he wins
Chorus
So no more being Mr. Jealous
I'm so done being Mr. Jealous
A genuine smile; No evil laughter
By the way, I hope you don't mind
Introducing me to his hottie hot sister
Copyright © Saad Khan 2009 (Karachi, Pakistan; saadkhalidkhan@gmail.com)
10 comments:
Hey Saadi,
I like this song especially the last line. Pretty funny. There was strong imagery in this and a lot of emotion. Welcome to the blogging world and I hope you have fun.
Honest that gave me a grin... especially the end..:)
@ The Write Girl
Yeah, this song is supposed have the immature sense of fun to it! And yeah, it really doesn't pay to be a bad so might as well be naughty!
Cheers!
@ A'Jay
If I have done that, I have accomplished what I set out to do!
Thanks!
They're always been boys in your life
Then how come I never felt this way
Guess this guy plans to make you his wife
And that's why I can't stand him
And I'd be oh so happy if you ditch him tonight
But I should not get my hopes up
Since you call him Mr. Right
this was way cute !!! no love without jealousy i tell you !!
@ Pretty Me
Truer words have never been spoken!
Thanks alot for your comments!
I like the immature sense reflected here. Keep up the good work Saadi!!!
I've erad this one before, in the community.
Quite funny :)
Good work brother
-Rahul
@ Brosreview
That was the point all along!!
@ Rahul
Thanks, man!
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